Why do computers take forever to work? Personally(and this is just a theory), I think that there are tiny elves living in the computer towers. And the computer towers are hotels for these elves, and they have a bunch of tiny little rooms, and the little holes in the computer tower are windows. And when the hotel is low on staff or is having a slow customer day, the computer just happens to work slower. And then, when you get impatient and smack the side of the tower or the screen, they get all pissed off and work even slower, just cuz they don't like you.
What's your theory?
What's your theory?
